Auntie Alice and Uncle Greg were in town on the weekend. While Uncle Greggy showed dad how to fix shed doors, hang clotheslines and use a caulking gun, Auntie Alice and mum talked about how babies come out.
Which sounds kinda familiar.
Anyway, is that baby in there gonna be ace fun to play with down the track or what. If baby turns out as sporty as Auntie AND as handy with tools as Uncle, they are gonna be able to build goal posts then kick the Sherrin through from 50m on a tight angle. And that's just if it's a girl.
It was ace fun having Alice and Greg here, they were very keen to see how this baby thing worked. So i showed them - the random crying, the explosive poo in nappies, the inability to just go to sleep and the wide range of vomiting i have perfected. OK, i busted out some the big smiles and ace cuddles that i am famous for as well.
Of course, you all wanna see the pics. So without any further ado...
A cuddle with Alice
Greggy is funny. I mean, really, who would want to ride a BMW?
Auntie Alice is sooooooo Aussie she should be Aussie of the Year every year for ever
Uncle Greg learns that sometimes you can't fix a crying baby. Unless there is a socket set handy, then he probably could
Our guests, the one on the left is busy growing my cousin
Me, mum and dad outside our house. Where are my sunnies?
This is the authors 14th blog. He lives in Campsie with his mother, father, a fish called Peter Allen and a blue monkey called Monkey. 
